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(Press reload to get another random 5 stories) Pope blasphemy incident shocks world.
2006-10-24 17:57:13 - Chris Andrews
"HOLY CHRIST!" shouted Pope Benedict XVI. "JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN!" he went on. After 15 minutes of shouting, an aide plucked up the courage to investigate. It seemed that the Pope, in all his wisdom, had forgotten that he'd unplugged his TV earlier that day and managed to stand in the upturned plug with all his weight. Three pin plugs are officially the most painful thing to tread on in the world. LEGO comes a close second.
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Current rating: 2.98 (351 votes) Rate this: 1 2 3 4 5 | Britney Shaves off own head.
2007-03-02 13:30:48 - Chris Andrews
In a bizarre twist to the in and out of rehab never out of the papers tale of Britney Spears, the pop star has shaved off her head. No long after shaving her hair off she decided to take it that one step further and removed her own head.
She's okay though, because we're in the happy world of Celebrity Treadmill where all the King's horses and a few of the King's men managed to put her together again and she's said to be recovering well.
Next time she says she's going to get legless we may have to worry though...
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Current rating: 2.98 (522 votes) Rate this: 1 2 3 4 5 | Scott's fairy action
2006-07-16 06:05:10 - Chris Andrews
Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills once had a fight with a shop dummy in Top Shop. "It was wearing a dodgy expression" he was heard to shout, before screaming at a can of dog food. "Plus he said something off about my Mum's fairy cakes".
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Current rating: 2.98 (335 votes) Rate this: 1 2 3 4 5 | Quentin Tarantino sleeps with the bears
2006-08-02 05:09:45 - Chris Andrews
You may think it odd, especially with violent films such as Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and the two Kill Bill movies under his belt, but our sources reveal that Quentin Tarantino likes to sleep in a bed full of stuffed toys. And no, there's no dark twist to this story bar one oddity. His favourite toy to cuddle up with is a lifesize pink Care Bear... this bear has no rainbow or love heart on it's belly, but a perfect silloette of Noddy Holder from 70s glam rock band, slade.
Tags: quentin tarantino care bear noddy holder slade pulp fiction reservoir dogs kill bill
Current rating: 2.99 (268 votes) Rate this: 1 2 3 4 5 | Beyonce admits bad singing.
2006-08-08 18:42:26 - Chris Andrews
"It's true, I really do sound that bad" admitted Beyonce Knowles in an underground interview last week. So those bum notes aren't the results of millions of dollars of studio time? "No, the producers plead with me, saying that can do so much to actually make it sound like I can sing, but I won't let them". The buttons on the radio at Celebrity Treadmill are almost worn out changing channels every time she comes on. Perhaps she should heed the producer's comments...
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