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Sarah Connors self defense
2007-05-12 21:45:12 - Chris Andrews

German singer Sarah Connor had to take yet another break from the recording of her self titled album to fend off yet more robots from the future. "It's getting boring now" she exclaimed, "why they have to work through all the Sarah Connors in the phonebook I'll never know". Due to budget cuts, the Terminator machines are getting easier and easier. "The last one kept stopping each time I hit my TV remote, so now I've got his doing the dishes for me".

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