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A Star Wars story, on earth
2007-01-18 18:49:24 - Chris Andrews

In his office, Darth Vader finishes signing documents in triplicate (three pens at a time, using the force). He looks over to his shiny chrome desk clock at exactly the time it ticks over to 12 o'clock, midday. Rising from his desk, pausing only to grab his flowing cloak Darth Vader takes the elevator down to the ground floor and strides out of the doors of the office complex towards the only decent sandwich shop in town.

A crash of lighting causes him to look skywards, the dark clouds rush overhead. There is an ominous feeling as the bright summer sun retreats to the shadows.

"This is not a problem for Darth Vader"

At this point, he whisks this out from under his cloak:

Light Sabre

There is nothing more I could possibly say on the subject.

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