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Lil Chris is actually a small man
2006-12-20 08:25:46 - Chris Andrews
Singer Lil Chris is not a child at all. He is in fact a fully mature adult male our sources reveal. His size and high pitched vocals are the result of a nasty shrinkage accident by crisp packet collecter Nigel Mansfield. Nigel and Chris were neighbours back in their home town when Chris managed to walk in on Nigel during one of his scientific experiments. Mr Mansfield has dedicated his life to the shrinking of crisp packets which maintaining the writing and features in total proportion. It's a lost art, and one Chris was unfortuneate enough to get mixed up in.
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'Emma' Says:
2006-12-29
Lil Chris Is sooo thit me my friends fansey him sexy boy
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